How do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you run Dear Leader out of town?
How do you find a way to stop Korea?
A chummy discussion? A punch in the nose? A frown?
Many a bomb you’d like them to dismantle,
Many a threat you’d like them to suspend,
But why even try to talk?
They bluster and then they walk,
When will they hear the messages you send?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you make a lunatic your friend?