Rick Horowitz

The (Sing-Along) Sound of Musing: "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea?"

   

    How do you solve a problem like Korea?

            How do you run Dear Leader out of town?

            How do you find a way to stop Korea?           

            A chummy discussion? A punch in the nose? A frown?

 

            Many a bomb you’d like them to dismantle,

            Many a threat you’d like them to suspend,

            But why even try to talk?

            They bluster and then they walk,

            When will they hear the messages you send?

           

            Oh, how do you solve a problem like Korea?

            How do you make a lunatic your friend?

Seasonal Songs: It's Another Ho-Ho-Horowitz Christmas!

        Desperate moments, friends, call for desperate measures. What you need right now is a special something to brighten up your holiday season.

            Well, you’re in luck! Yes, friends: Make way for the latest edition of the Ho-Ho-Horowitz Christmas!!

            And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a...

  

            We three fools from Michigan are,

            Came by jet instead of by car,

            Struggling, bleeding,

            Begging, pleading,

            We’ll even take a czar...

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CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGnidi8HXqI 

            I saw Mommy bail out Santa Claus,

            In the halls of Congress late last night.

            He said, “I’m out of cash,”

            She dug into her stash,

            He told her to keep giving

            Or his reindeer all would crash...

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