“Islamic Salmonella,” they’re calling it, and you can absolutely understand why it’s got people so upset. After all, what’s more American than eggs? This country was built on eggs! And the very idea that foreign chickens -- terrorist chickens! -- would try to infiltrate themselves into our food supply and drop their eggs on such hollowed ground --
No way. That’s what people are saying: No way.
And they’re not just saying it -- they’re shouting it. They’re even having demonstrations about it, with signs. And on certain cable channels, of course, contaminated Muslim eggs at Ground Zero is this week’s scandal of the century.