Desperate
moments, friends, call for desperate measures. What you need right now is a
special something to brighten up your holiday season.
Well,
you’re in luck! Yes, friends: Make way for the latest edition of the
Ho-Ho-Horowitz Christmas!!
And-a-one,
and-a-two, and-a...
We
three fools from Michigan are,
Came
by jet instead of by car,
Struggling,
bleeding,
Begging,
pleading,
We’ll
even take a czar...
* * *
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I saw Mommy bail out Santa Claus,
In
the halls of Congress late last night.
He
said, “I’m out of cash,”
She
dug into her stash,
He
told her to keep giving
Or
his reindeer all would crash...
* * *
You’d better watch out,
And
heed what I say,
You’d
better protect your 401(k),
Nasty
times are coming to town.
With
layoffs and cuts,
And
bonuses gone,
You’d
better get used to filly mignon,
Nasty
times are coming to town...
* * *
The
weather outside is rotten,
And
a Veep can be forgotten,
As
the Cabinet starts to grow,
Lean
on Joe! Lean on Joe! Lean on Joe!
He’s
keepin’ his tongue in hidin’,
Which
is tough for Mr. Biden,
With
so many days still to go,
Call
on Joe! Call on Joe! Call on Joe!
* * *
O-bama,
be faithful,
Dance
with those who brung you,
Don’t
give in,
Don’t
ca-ave in
To
Hi...ill...ary!
* * *
Janet
Napolitano,
Has
to keep the homeland calm,
Keep
out the tools of terror:
Bio!
Chemo! Dirty bomb!
Watching
along the border,
Gazing
at the sea and sky,
She’ll
never let her guard down --
Someone
somewhere’s gonna try.
* * *
The
First Michelle
To
the White House did go,
With
a husband, two girls and a puppy in tow.
A
puppy in tow, pre-selected to please --
Not
a lap dog who’s yappy
Or
might make them sneeze...
* * *
Go...shop
for Sarah Palin,
Nieman’s
and Saks and everywhere!
Go...shop
for Sarah Palin,
Her
threads are looking worn.
* * *
God
rest ye, Joe the Plumber Man,
Return
to whence you came,
You
had your moment on the stage,
Your
15 clicks of fame,
A
record deal, a cable show,
The
world will know your name --
Then
they’ll toss you like yesterday’s toy,
Yesterday’s
toy,
They’ll
just dump you like yesterday’s toy.
* * *
O
Dubya,
George
Dubya,
It’s
almost time for leaving.
O
Dubya,
George
Dubya,
Our
grins are mixed with grieving.
You
gave us years of needless war,
Katrina,
Rove, and so much more,
O
Dubya,
George
Dubya:
We’re
done with your deceiving.
* * *
“Do
you hear what I hear?”
Said
the Feds who were listening on the wire.
“Do
you hear what I hear?”
A
knave, a crook,
Who
plotted, schemed and took,
Went
for all the loot he could steal,
Illinois
loves “Let’s Make a Deal.”
* * *
Rod
Blagojevich...
Rod
Blagojevich...
What
an idiot you’re being,
If
the latest charge is true.
Tried
to play it sweet...
With
a Senate seat...
Now
a prison cell you’re seeing,
Rod
Blagojevich: Bleep you!
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Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist. You can write to him at rickhoro@execpc.com.
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